In Idaho, there is a woman going great things. Things no person has done in her area for some time. Good things...Bigfoot Things.

The election is over! Bigfoot has won America! We are now a solar-punk economy with a large export of mushrooms and berries. America is now covered in forest cities and we are all more blurry in photographs. This is Bigfoot's America.

To continue our yearly celebration of America, we bring you three Bigfoot segments meant to bring the joy of Sasquatch to every boy, girl, woman, and man. We are done with the wrongful celebrations of Pilgrims and western civilization. We celebrate the Bigfoot!