In this weeks episode the crew of the radar are joined by our good friend Matt Monroe! to discuss the perils of ever visiting Engand, the waves of invisible mice that are all around you, ghost impersonators and two headed mutant, freak-dolphins! (The freaky dolphins, not the band). The audio quality of this epsode is absolutely terrible because Jordan is bad at computers but we are putting it out anyway because it was tons of fun and we believe that the information contained herein is vital to the continued survival of the human race. Rest assured that Jordan is being punished accordingly with a full week in the terror-box. Enjoy the episode and we will see you each individually at the High Plains Comedy Festival this weekend (future listeners may disregard the previous, cryptic sentence.)

STUFF WE TALKED ABOUT:

Inisi-mice

Ghost Impersonator Busted!

Infant Mutant Beaching Dolphins

Another episode of Werewolf Radar has tricked you into the crawl space by mimicking the sounds of a trapped kitten and now you are stuck in here with it! In this episode, Denver podcastronaut extraordinaire, JD Lopez of Left Hand Right Brain Podcast, guides the crew of the radar through the treacherous, demon-haunted forest of a Hispanic Catholic adolesence. You will hear tales of drunk assholes getting their comeuppance from demonic (angelic?) enforcers, discover what it takes to get into demon hunting, and find out the awful truth behind the clandestine mating rituals that take place in Witch-Alley. Join us, as the crew gets to know JD, and all four of us eventually get to know a terrifying entity known only as the Monterrey Witch.

STUFF WE TALKED ABOUT:

The Witch of the Mexican Hills (Monterrey Witch Pt 1)

The Monterrey Witch Pt 2 (With Creepy Drawing)

Congratulate yourselves, space-peoples Joe, For you have survived a strange week indeed. The previous week was full to the absolute chock with strange doins, anomolies and bizzaritudes that we had to call in treasured Denver word-slinger, Byron Graham to help us decode any hidden meanings that may be woven into this recent spike in paranormal happenings. Weve got pygmy chupacabras, we’ve got the newest line of Siberian holes, we’ve got startling predictions about the imminent robot take over of the olympic games, we’ve got all the news that’s fit to fear as well as a shocking look at the 2014 wedding gowns and the corpses who wear them! Big thanks to Byron Graham for joining us on the show and for making Werewolf Radar the subject of his very first podcast perspective column in Denver’s Westword! Read the first article and then pick up the Westword every week to learn all there is to know about Denver’s very own crop of homegrown podcasts. its gonna be rad.

STUFF WE TALKED ABOUT:

Pygmy Chupacabra Spotted (Not Really)

Siberia has Hole Fever!

Japan Promises Olympic Flame to Robotic Overlords

Pascualita, Chihuahua’s #1 Wedding Gown Mannequin/Cautionary Tale About Being a Wedding Gown Maker’s Daughter.

Episode 39 - Clownefaction

Episode 39 finds our intrepid investigators rifling through a veritable midnight garage sale of paranormal topics. Where did this garage sale come from? Does anyone recognize this neighborhood? Why, when asked what we owe, do these people simply chuckle softly. Talking points this week include giant, face-seeking insects, Siberia’s newest tourist attraction (spoiler, it’s a hole), and more social-media from the great beyond. We also discuss two, butt-chilling first hand accounts of high-weirdness, and rate Roger’s probability of surviving his recent purchase of an obviously cursed artifact.

STUFF WE TALKED ABOUT:

World’s Largest Dobsonfly Discovered in China

Grandmother Takes Selfie From Beyond the Grave

Mysterious Hole Appears in Siberia

Leprechaun Sighting in the Desert Southwest

Haunted Clown Paintings

Episode 38 - Thin Lizard Contest

The crew of the radar is back from attending the month long paranormal retreat, Monstroco Presents ‘Screams Across America’. They attended seminar’s, met some interesting monsters and even visited the Skinwalker Ranch where they fed the Skinwalkers. However, far and away their favorite mystery encounter while out in the vasty darkness was running accross everyone’s favorite earthbound philosopher totem, Mr. Sam Tallent! The crew is reunited in this first episode of what we are calling season two. More tentacles! Ghostlier ghosts! Sexier vampires! Listen!

Talking points this week include witch/turtle relations, telecommunications from beyond the grave, and introducing a reading from Merriam Webster’s Shriektionary.

STUFF WE TALKED ABOUT:

Guy receiving Facebook messages from his dead girlfriend

Ugandan man shoots ‘aggressive’ tortoise

List of phone calls from beyond the grave

Wikipedia entry on Jenny Greenteeth

Episode 37 - Brain Dragon!

AND WE’RE BACK! sort of. After a recent break to tour the demon-haunted cockles of this great nation, the crew of the radar is ready to jump back into the fray with vital new tips for surviving the ever-shifting canopy of evil dangling just above your head. But before we get to that, we have a very special surprise for you. A LOST EPISODE! That’s right, we recorded this episode in May with our dear friend and local trickster spirit Arthur Lundquist, lost it, found it and it turned out fantastic! Talking points from that forgotten week include the regenerative properties of mouse blood, the erotic poetry of Aleister Crowley, and the terrifying and elusive concept of the Brain Dragon. Grab your loved ones, seal the entrances and listen around a candle.

GOOD TO BE BACK! XOXO

Episode 36 - Werewolf Radar Lives! Doce de Mayo, Espectacular, Ahora Con Mas El Tecolote

In this, post Cinco De Mayo spectacular, the crew of the radar have to distinct honor of sitting down with local folk hero, lucha libre legend and adversary of evil, El Tecolote! The gang discuss the mysteries of the spicy south as well as the clandestine truth behind Mexico’s greatest mystery, the luchador himself. All of this takes place to the eerie accompanyment of Mr. Geoff Cleveland’s theremin, Uma Theremin. Limber up, get pumped, and tune in.

Episode 35 - John Wilkes Booth: Abraham Lincoln Hunter

Listen up button stuffers! Our little fanged buddy, the Librus Monstrum Leviculous has escaped from it’s enclosure. Roger Nate and Jordan deal with the anxiety by discussing unicorn sightings, the funerary party of the world’s coolest lad, yet another haunted mansion for sale and a satanic statue being erected in the heartland of the bible belt. Other talking points include the Flatwoods Monster and erotic encounters of the paranormal type. It’s a big, weird extravaganza! We hope you have ave as much fun with this episode as we did.

STUFF WE TALKED ABOUT:

Natasha Blasick Shares Erotic Ghost Encounters

Unicorn Spotted!

Satanic Monument Unveiled in Oklahoma

World’s Most Awesome Lady Attends Own Funeral

Haunted Chicago Mansion Going Cheap

The Flatwoods Monster

Episode 34 - Werewolf Radar Lives! At Festibowl 2014

This special Easter episode was recorded live before a gnashing throng of doobed-out hop heads at El Charrito during Festibowl 2014. There was weirdness, thre was comedy there was a popcorn machine that never stood a chance. Special guest this week include comedians Alex Creasy, Steve Vanderploeg and everyone’s favorite, Byron Graham!

STUFF WE TALKED ABOUT:

Loch Ness Monster (not) Spotted on Apple Maps

Mysterious Green Flame Spotted on Mars

Episode 33 - Werewolf Radar Lives! Exploring the Baby Bjorniverse

Recorded live at El Charrito in downtown Denver, Jordan, Roger and Nate are joined by hilarious Denver comedienne, performer and all round cosmic cowboy, Kristin Rand, for a psychedelic journey through the center of the human imagination. This episode was so chock-full of secret truths and cockamamy presuppositions that we needed to record it twice. Luckily, the second recording was audible to human ears and we were able to bottle it for distribution on the internet. Special talking points this week include the mysterious ways of the naked cowboy, the ongoing battle between the fairy world and the automobile industry, and a couple of choice spooky stories from our guest.

STUFF WE TALKED ABOUT:

Naked Cowboy Rides Again!

Where Have All the Fairies Gone!